Parenting Decals

Mom Life Decal; Doing Mom Shit Bumper Sticker; Parenting Decal



$4.75

  • Details
    Wake up
    Change the diaper
    Pick out clothes
    Fix breakfast
    Pack lunch
    Break up a fight
    Clean a mess on the floor
    Do a load of laundry
    Drive to school
    Drive to daycare
    Get groceries
    Send a package
    Grab some coffee
    Attend a School Conference

    It's now 9am..and all you've done since you got up at 6 is mom shit.

    Come 3pm you're picking up kids
    Taking them to ballet
    Taking the rest to baseball
    Taking another to scouts
    make dinner
    fold the clothes
    read a story
    break up another fight
    get a glass of water
    clean up another mess
    change a 5th diaper since 8 pm

    and now it's 8:15. You've done another round of mom shit and now you get 10 minutes to yourself in the tub before...

    You have to wipe someone's bottom
    Put them back in bed
    Wash the dishes...

    Well you know the rest.

    And now you're wondering when you had the time and energy to even make these kids!

    Comes in a variety of colors and is a standard 7x3 inches.
  • Shipping & Policies

    Shipping from United States

    Processing time

    3-5 business days

    Estimated shipping times

    • North America : 3 - 5 business days
    • Europe : 14 - 15 business days

    I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.

    Customs and import taxes

    Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.

    Payment Options

    Secure options
    • Accepts Etsy gift cards

    Returns & Exchanges

    Returns & exchanges accepted within 14 days

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    I gladly accept returns, exchanges, and cancellations

    Request a cancellation within: 2 days of purchase

    The following items can't be returned or exchanged

    Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

    • Custom or personalized orders
    • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
    • Digital downloads
    • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

    Conditions of return

    Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.

    Questions about your order?

    Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.